{"product_id":"eyetooth-longbones-audiobook","title":"Eyetooth + Longbones Audiobook","description":"\u003cp\u003eAuthor: mars adler. Narrator: Richard Pendragon. 3 hours and 10 minutes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNote: This is a pre-order. Audiobook will be delivered 10\/31\/26.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe only place to get Eyetooth and Longbones audiobooks together in one affordable bundle!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEYETOOTH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eA hunger-drenched tale of obsession, magic, art, and teeth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdam is a trans art student who frequents an underground plasma donation center to pay for college expenses. His doctor, the too-pretty, androgynous Dr. Mede, offers him the deal of a lifetime: experimental surgery to help his failing heart for twenty-five grand, no strings attached.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt sounds too good to be true, but Adam is desperate to make ends meet and to get a shot at living a normal life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHe gets a lot more than he signed up for, though. As the aftereffects of the surgery send him into a spiral of lust, cannibalistic urges, and surreal magic, Dr. Mede is nowhere to be found, and Adam falls into single-minded obsession.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWill Adam survive his metamorphosis?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eAn 18,000 word T4T horror romance with a HFN ending. This book contains dark themes and is not intended for anyone under the age of 18. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eLONGBONES\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-bold\"\u003eThe year is 1836.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGwydion Mede struggles with the limits of their immortality. They've spent the last few centuries hopping from body to body, inhabiting corpses until they decay and try to make peace with their limited power. Caught in a small village in a body that suddenly gives out, they're out of options and out of time. This time, they might die for real.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSomething catches whiff of their last, desperate plea for help, and offers Mede a deal that seems too good to be true and access to magic that shouldn't exist. Mede doesn't have long to decide, and this deal is better than death.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut can they chew and swallow what they bit off?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"a-text-italic\"\u003eLONGBONES is a prequel 9,000 word short story to EYETOOTH, but best read after reading EYETOOTH for context. It contains content that is not suitable for anyone under 18. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Haruspex Audio","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67836715925872,"sku":"Eyebonez","price":10.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1007\/8309\/6176\/files\/k.jpg?v=1792686958","url":"https:\/\/haruspex-audio.com\/products\/eyetooth-longbones-audiobook","provider":"Haruspex Audio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}